as Paul Sinton-Hewitt famously said

and a little unpredictable

We got Zero to Blitzed

no bounce frames that stay put even when you gallop (tbh it’s really a spirited mosey)

Round green sunglasses with sleek polarised lenses and UV400 protection for active hipsters

Lazy River Royalty lenscolor-blue as Paul Sinton-Hewitt famously saidRule the chlorinated kingdom with floating sunglasses! Featuring dark green Tidal G frames and green non reflective water repellent lenses, they'll make you look like royalty even when you feel like a confused manatee. Sit on your throne (inner tube) in peace. Just watch out for surprise cannonball coups.