Maximum performance

Wear 'em & your outfit will gain like 1000 aura points

Friend needs help moving

They’re perfect for the twin personalities in all of us

These purple Colossal Squid Confessions BFG frames with green lenses were made for melons like YOURS

Lives Life In All-Caps lenscolor-brown Maximum performanceWE'RE NOT YELLING, WE'RE LIVING LIFE IN ALL CAPS! IT'S LIKE WE HAVE A NUCLEAR ENERGY DRINK COURSING THROUGH OUR VEINS 24 7! WE TOLD OUR LOCAL LIBRARIAN TO POP ON THESE YELLOW ALL CAPS ASTRO GS, & NOW SHE'S BEEN BANNED FROM THE LIBRARY FOR RIFFING AIR GUITAR ON TOP OF THE CARD CATALOGUE & THREATENING TO TURN THE DEWEY DECIMAL SYSTEM UP TO 11!